Had two terrible dreams the past two nights. I've mentioned before how I cannot dream cheat, right? Well they ran true to form.
In the first, I was lazily seducing a friend of mine. I was about 10 years older in my dream and very, very thin. I was wearing a cardigan with the sleeves rolled up. He didn't want to be seduced and was crying as he took off his clothes. Very depressing.
In last night's dream, I was Marcia Brady about to have a threesome...or is it foursome...anyway it was with three hot high school boys. But even though it was my idea, I couldn't get it done. I had to shave my legs, then my armpits, then I had to run back for perfume. Then my clothes wouldn't come off. I kept trying to take off my shirt, but there was always another one underneath. Why? WHY? They were hot. It could have been awesome. But no.
Anyway, I certainly won't be posting any of that on facebook.